MAN IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK ONLINE!!!
THAT’S RIGHT
that’s me bitches no i’m just joking, put those knives down
Sungmin [Cr : Snowdrop] — 4 (120905 SPY Fansign)
OMG….that skin is…….it’s not even milky skin, it’s just MILK
JUST MILK…….look at that perfection…;AAAAAA;
OMGGGGGG!!!! MY KYUMIN BABIES!!!
OFFICIALLY DEAD!! FREAKIN “DEAD”!!!!!
HOMG MY KYUMIN BABIES ARE SOOOO REAL T______________T
EAT THAT, KYUMIN HATERS! THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL ‘REAL’, AND NOT JUST FAN SERVICE ON STAGE, OKAY
MY OTP (‘OFFCAM’ TRUE PAIRING) T______T I’M CRYING BLOOD ;AAAAA;
KYU, I KNOW YOU JUST WALKED ALL THE WAY OVER TO SUNGMIN NOT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO FIX THE MIC, BUT ACTUALLY BECAUSE YOU JUST WANTED TO STAND BESIDE YOUR LOVERRRRR
OR IT MIGHT BE THAT HE JUST WANTED TO TOUCH THOSE LUSCIOUS LIPS, CUZ I MEAN, COME ON, MING’S BEAUTY IS REACHING PEAK THESE DAYS AND WHO COULD RESIST THOSE LIPS??????!!!!
AND, AND, AND, THE WAY SUNGMIN STAYED STILL LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NATURAL THING ON EARTH FOR EVIL MAKNAE TO TOUCH HIM LIKE THAT TTTTTTTTTTTTT
I WONDER WHAT KYU WHISPERED TO MING WHEN HE FIXED THE MIC (“hyung, your lips are so sexy i could eat you up right now”) AND MING TURNS TO HIM AND REPLIES “not here, baby”
OKAY DELUSIONAL SHIPPER IS DELUSIONAL, I’LL SHUT MY CRAZY FANGIRL MOUTH NOW
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, KYUMIN SHIPPERS!!!!!!!! <333333333333
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ‘COINCIDENCE’ OKAY
here, have some classic kyumin first, you can feel the love in the air (6-year-old love)
today’s CHINESE VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
love is everywhere and it’s a perfect day to be KYUMIN DAY!!!
coincidence? I THINK NOT! their love is fate, even the date fits perfectly lolol
i’m not Chinese so i wouldn’t know if Chinese people exchange chocolate as well on Chinese Valentine’s Day, but oh well, kyumin should eat some chocolate anyway
chocolate expresses love very well indeed
or you guys could have another wine-drinking session in your shared bedroom (with the door locked)
apparently, chocolate gives you as much pleasure as sex, so the choice is yours (choose the latter cuz we all know alcohol likely makes men want to have sex too)
SUNGMIN, tomorrow i’ll wait for you to talk on sukira about you guys fuckin- i mean, eating chocolate and drinking wine, okay
SPY coming out soon……..
SM………..
i pray….
please………….please…………please………..
include some story (no it doesn’t even have to be a story, just throw some pretty scenes in there) in the mv
elfs are tired of using our own imaginations to make spy-related gifs or write spy-related fics out of our suju members dancing in empty boxes, okay…
i know we elfs are pretty awesome (yeah we rock baby), and we just have an amazing talent in plucking out wild pervy ideas from even the most innocent image of suju, so i’m sure that’ll happen all over again after spy mv comes out,
but don’t rely too much on us to create everything new, sometimes we can be lazy and want some help as well you know…..
so throw some story in there, give us some inspiration, yeah?
i mean, what could go wrong with our boys steaming hot with guns and sunglasses looking like badass gangsters huh?
yeah……i knew you’d say no…………….
Sorry this is a silly question. Are you the author of KyuMin's Masquerade? ^^
that’s not a silly question^^
yes, i am^^
OMG!!! LOL
I JUST REALIZED!!!
IN SNL 2 WITH SUJU…
THE PROSECUTOR IN YESUNG’S TRIAL SKIT IS THE SAME GUY AS THE GAY GUY IN THE COUPLE-MAKER SKIT WHO SQUEEZED GIRL!KYU’S ASS!!!!!!
AND THE LAWYER IN THE TRIAL SKIT IS THE SAME WOMAN AS THE ONE IN THE COUPLE-MAKER SKIT WHO DRAGS RYEOWOOK INTO THE TENT!!!
i don’t know why, but i find it all hilarious LOLOLOL
anyway, suju on SNL is fuckin awesome!!!!!!!! i laughed until i cried ><
SNL 2 Yesung, Shindong, Leeteuk <Trial Skit>
Judge: This is a trial for Deung-Chon office hotel homicide. Let the prosecution's examination begin. (to yesung) Please confirm that you're the accused defendant.
Yesung: Yes, I am.
Fans: SFA;LSDKFJAELGIODGSDGODJGSLJFWEUSONDKLC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESUNG!!!!!!!!!! (fangirling)
Judge: Quiet, quiet! What is all this??!!
Lawyer: Your Honour, the defendant here is a member of a popular idol group.
Judge: Idol?
Lawyer: Yes, Your Honour. He's from Suju.
Judge: S-Suju? Is that a kind of a shoe or something?
Fans: ARE U FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SFJWFOSKDGJLKDGJNVODGKFA;ALDF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge: Keep quiet! This is a Court! If you don't remain silent, I shall have you removed!
Fans: Dickhead!
Judge: Prosecution! Go ahead with the examination.
Prosecutor: Yes, Your Honour. (to yesung) The night when the victim was murdered, was the night when Suju members were having a party because they won the first place in a music programme, wasn't it?
Yesung: Yes, it was.
Prosecutor: So why did you go back to the dorm alone?
Yesung: I was....just tired.
Prosecutor (to the judge): The defendant is usually a person of good leadership, manliness and especially, he considers team-work as very important. The fact that he ignored such a significant party with the team and went home alone just because he was tired isn't really convincing.
Yesung: Well, I....
Prosecutor: An hour before the victim was murdered with poison, the defendant sent his friend a text message. Here's the evidence.
Judge: Please read out the content of the text message.
Prosecutor: At 10:08pm, he sent a message saying "Tonight, I'm going to meet Sora."
Leeteuk: O____O
Yesung: I'm telling you, I didn't do it!
Prosecutor: What do you mean?
Yesung: I really did not kill her.
Prosecutor: So you're saying you didn't kill Kim Sora?!
Lawyer: Objection! Prosecution is cornering the defendant without even a clear piece of evidence!
Judge: Overruled. Please answer the question.
Yesung: Well.....the Sora I talked about.....isn't the Sora who's dead....
Prosecutor: If it's not Sora, the victim, then who were you talking about?!
Yesung: Ha......It's Aoi Sora...
Leeteuk: O________________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shindong: >_______<
Judge: Who's Aoi Sora?
Lawyer: Well, she's....a Japanese porn actress....you know, like..."yamete~ arigato~" (imitates porn actors)
Leeteuk & Shindong: -_-;;;;;;;
Yesung: Aoi Sora was the one who almost killed me, and I'm not a killer!
Fans: T____________T huhuhuhuhu...........
Judge: Let the cross-examination begin.
Lawyer: I present the laptop and the record of usage as the evidence to prove his alibi. Around 1:00am, the defendant came home, and at 1:03am, he turned on the computer, then started surfing the internet for about 35 minutes.
Judge: Please read out the history of his internet usage at that time.
Lawyer: The defendant has typed in his name in the search engine three times. He has searched about "Yesung popularity" and "Yesung muscle" etc. He has also typed in "Suju appearance ranking", visited Choi Siwon's Anti website, and searched "How to look as good as DBSK". And finally, he searched "Aoi Sora". He then moved to a porn site named "Sora.net", and paid 60,000 won (approx. $50) for a life-time Gold Membership. In order to prove that he is a porn mania and that he was at his house at the time of the victim's death, I present the list of his porn videos saved in his computer.
Yesung: Not all of them is mine! To tell you the truth....the videos in the "Wild Goose" folder belong to Leeteuk hyung....and the ones in the "Swallow" folder belong to Shindong! And mine's in the "Starling" folder, but there's only a couple, really!
Leeteuk: You asked me to download it for you cuz you couldn't register!!!!
Fans: MY OPPA'S A PORN MANIA T_______T UWAHHHHHHHH
Judge: Any counter-arguments?
Prosecution: The prosecution calls the cleaning lady to the witness stand.
*Cleaning lady comes in*
Prosecution: Ma'am, are you acquainted with the victim?
Cleaning lady: I clean the victim's place, and I saw the defendant going into her house once.
Prosecution: You saw him going into the victim's place?
Cleaning lady: Yes. I heard them fighting really loud.
Yesung: No way! No! That's not true!
Prosecution: Do you acknowledge having gone to the victim's place?
Yesung: Yes.
Prosecution: Why did you go?
Yesung: It's.....cuz of my birthday present...
Prosecution: You went to the victim to get your birthday present?
Yesung: Yes.....I didn't think I'd break up with her so fast, really! I gave her a birthday gift worth 50,000 won (approx. $40). But...I didn't get anything from her, cuz we broke up before my birthday...
Prosecution: Going to the ex-girlfriend's house to get the birthday present after break-up is.....such a low-life.
Yesung: Well, I didn't have a choice, cuz I wanted my present.....But she kept saying she won't give it to me. So I just took some of her stuffs worth 50,000 won....
Lawyer: I present as the evidence the items that he took from the victim. A mosquito net, a toilet roll, an umbrella, a bidet...wth....and lastly, a G-string underwear.
Yesung: That's mine! (snatches away the G-string)
Lawyer: Your Honour, as you can see, the defendant is just a porn mania who likes Aoi Sora. He's just a low-life scu- I mean, a person, who goes to his ex to steal a G-string underwear and leave graffiti on the wall. How can a person like him commit a murder? It's nonsense!
Judge: I agree. The Court rests here! Eww. (bangs hammer)
SNL 2 Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Donghae, Sungmin
Donghae: Hey, did you guys hear from the manager?
Kyuhyun: What?
Donghae: He said we have to participate in the couple dance competition this week.
Kyuhyun: What? It's already hard enough to dance alone at this age, and they want us to do couple dance? That means there's gonna be a lot of new idols, and we're so gonna lose!
Donghae: Exactly! Why are the kids these days so good in dancing? I think we'll have to practice all night for the whole week.
Kyuhyun: Oh no!
Ryeowook: Stop whining, what's the big deal? Just do it, we don't even have to practice.
Kyuhyun: Yah, Kim Ryeowook! I already know that you got a partner and practice behind stage everyday!
Donghae: WHAT!
Ryeowook: No, I don't.
Donghae: You bastard! Tell us the truth, did you do it or not?
*Sungmin comes in*
Sungmin: Man, it's pouring outside....
Ryeowook: Hey Sungmin hyung, you're here!
Donghae: Yah, Kim Ryeowook, come here! I said tell the truth! Did you do it, or not?
Sungmin: Do what? (confused)
Ryeowook (to Donghae): Fine, I did it. Happy?
Kyuhyun: I knew it! When did you do it?
Ryeowook: That day when I drank with Ji-Yeon, we did it in the practice room.
Sungmin: In the p-practice room? Omg Ryeowook....(thinks that they're talking about sex)
Donghae (to Ryeowook): Oh so that's why you took her out that day.
Kyuhyun (to Ryeowook): You did it cuz you were feeling good after the drinks, huh. I thought you were getting less flexible these days...so how did you do?
Sungmin: Hey, hey, hey, what're you saying?! Don't say such things out loud, someone might hear us!
Ryeowook (to Donghae & Kyuhyun): Why are you only accusing me?! You guys did too! Yah, Cho Kyuhyun, you did it countless times, didn't you?!
Kyuhyun: Fine, I did it too! To be honest, there are too many hot-blooded idols these days, so the only way for us to win them is to do it a lot! That way we get better at it!
Ryeowook: So how many times did you do it?
Kyuhyun: A lot...
Ryeowook: With who?
Kyuhyun: I can't remember all....I did it once with Hae-Yeon....Min-Ji...Sung-Ah...and Eun-Joo...
Donghae: WHAT?! Eun-Joo?! Did she have time for it?
Kyuhyun: Yeah.
Donghae: That bitch! She said no when I begged her to do it with me just once!
Kyuhyun: Lol
Sungmin: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!!! Hey, Cho Kyuhyun. You have a girlfriend, don't you?! You shouldn't do such a thing! You're a jerk!
Kyuhyun: Wth, do you only do it with your girlfriend, hyung? You should do it with a lot of different girls so that you can learn new techniques!
Sungmin: Omg...
Donghae (to Sungmin): He's right, hyung. Don't tell me you only do it with your girlfriend.
Sungmin: Isn't that how it should be?!! Of course I only do it with my girlfriend!
Ryeowook: Well, girlfriend's good, cuz you can do it whenever you want.
Donghae: Exactly. You know, last time, I was doing it by myself, like, sweating hard in front of the practice room mirror....and I was just about the get to the climax...But then!!!
Ryeowook: Then??!!
Donghae: SNSD saw me.
Sungmin: WHAT???!!!!!! You got caught doing that??!!!
Kyuhyun: So anyway, everybody was doing it without telling others, am I right? Hey, Sungmin hyung, you're doing it well too, aren't you?
Sungmin: sdflj;klwfjdg What? What do you mean I do it well, what do you want me to say, huh? What?!!
Ryeowook: Why ask? Sungmin hyung's girlfriend's really good at it.
Sungmin: Yah, Kim Ryeowook!!! How do you know?! How do you know my girlfriend's good at it?!
Ryeowook: Cuz I did it with her!
Sungmin: !!!!!!!!!!
Ryeowook (to Donghae & Kyuhyun): You guys did it with her too, right?
Kyuhyun: Yeah, she was real good.
Donghae: Very good.
Sungmin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
Donghae: Hyung, don't get too upset. Sharing is caring.
Sungmin: No way, you-
Ryeowook: Since we got busted anyway, why don't we all do it together? We can fix each other's movements, and probably change partners too.
Donghae: Great idea. And even if we don't have partners, so what? We can do it with each other, right?
Kyuhyun: Yeah, since we're all here, let's give it a try now.
Sungmin: WHAT!!!!!!! NO!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
